@doggieteaches on Instagram: "Doggie Explains the Money Glitch (Satire) Found a “money glitch” — step one: imagine your wallet is a video game and press every button. 🐾🎮 Step two — compliment your bank account until it blushes. Positive vibes = maybe interest? Step three — trade in monopoly money for confidence and call it an investment. Advanced move? Nap on your savings — dreams attract paychecks, right? Because the real glitch… is believing luck beats hustle (but dreaming is free). #dogs #s