Get creative and record your voice or silly sounds; store up to three minutes of audio on each button, 30 minutes total Kids can get up and boogie to 10 active songs, then relax to 10 lullabies and ...

It's a sickness, I know, but when I see a piece of gimmicky junk on sale I immediately start searching out its weaknesses, the dumb design defects that will disappoint buyers. So you can imagine my ...